Britney Spears just can’t catch a break. Britney’s parents called the LAPD Friday afternoon when they discovered several valuable items were missing. Lynne and Jamie Spears told the police that the items went missing after Britney as taken to UCLA Thursday.

Only a handful of people have/had access to Britneys home, so this should be an open and shut case. The first person who pops into mind is good ol’ Sam Lufti. He has been spurned by the entire Spear’s family and is contesting the conservatorship and sources say he plans to put up a fight in court. With his mealticket friend layed up in the mental ward, ain’t nobody to pay his bills and buy his Starbucks.

Of course, we aren’t accusing anyone of anything…but if it walks like a duck and needs to get paid…..

Rumors are already floating that laptops with compromising pictures and sextapes were stolen.

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