Instead of just manning up and getting it together, Britney Spears has decided to hire a Native-American healer to help her cleanse her soul. Britney was inspired to arrange the healing by Owen Wilson who met with a shaman following his suicide attempt in August. Britney’s healer of choice is a shaman living on a reservation at the base of the Grand Canyon.

“The head shaman has agreed to perform the ritual on Britney, which is a great honour.The shaman will wave sage over her head and daub her temples with a magical potion. And the learned Indians will chant mantra and perform a special dance around her.”

We think a good old fashioned “Coming To Jesus” with her mama would probably do Britney more good than a Native-American soul cleansing. But that’s just us.

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