First of all I was shocked to find out that Britney Spears was nominated for a Grammy at all. Second of all I was shocked to find out it was for Best Dance Recording for Womanizer. Lastly I, like everyone else in the free world was left scratching my head wondering why she wore this heinous dress to such a major event.

Just because it’s a Dolce & Gabbana does not mean it’s going to look good.

For the record Lady Gaga beat Britney with Pokerface. That I was not surprised about.

I have a theory that Britney is paranoid that Gaga is going to be her downfall. Gaga is progressive and entertaining and Britney is just still white trash with bad extensions.

Britney Spears 2010 Grammy 1