Let’s play “Why is Britney Spears Crying?” Brit Brit was photographed leaving dance rehearsal yesterday in tears. You know how some women look vulnerable, soft and angelic when they cry? Well Britney is not one of them. She needs to get her tear ducts Botoxed or something so we never have to see this again.

So why do you think Britney is crying? Did she catch Sean Preston playing with her cigarettes? Did someone finally tell her the truth about her tragic hair weave? Is she upset because her father keeps insisting that she were underwear when she leaves the house?