People magazine caught up with Britney Spears over the weekend at the Baby Phat fashion show by Kimora Lee Simmons, at the Roseland Ballroom in New York. When asked by People how she likes being single, she replied between graceful smacks on her gum that , “It’s awesome.” Britney got the front row star treatment at the Baby Phat show as she sauntered in a slinky black spaghetti-strapped dress and peek-a-boo pumps, and lots and lots of chewing gum. Britney took a moment to post for photographers before she escorted to her front row seat just moments before the show began.
I think Britney’s bad decision making skills are at work here. Had she opted to jump on the Scientology bandwagon instead of the Kabbalah bandwagon a few years ago, she would have been sitting next to Victoria Beckham and Katie Holmes at the Armani show in Paris instead of watching the ghetto fabulous Baby Phat line in club in New York. I almost wish those Scientology folks had gotten a hold of Brit…they would have taken away her cigarettes and Red Bull, washed the Cheeto dust of her hands and sent her to Barney’s to shop with Katie. They also have a free in-house baby-hiding department that could have really come in handy.

