Sweaty, bloated foul mouthed Brandon Davis is reportedly off to rehab this week. Apparantly his firecrotch tirade about Lindsay Lohan is what alerted him that his drug and alchohol addiction had gotten out of hand. Suprisingly it was not his fat, bloated, toxins seeping out of his pores, body that clued him.

In Touch magazine reports that this will not be Brandon’s first trip to a rehab. He admitted himself back in 2001 and says he has been clean up until recently. The decision to enter this time is rumored not be Brandon’s at all but his high society Grandmother who can’t seem to get people to come to her charity events because of her Grandson’s recent bad behavior.

What makes us think this might be the reason and not the change of heart that Brandon is professing is that he spent last weekend on one final bender before heading off to Passages, a $75,000 a month addiction treatment center in Malibu. He alledgedly spent the last few days partying at cohort Paris Hiltons house and even announcing his upcoming stint in rehab to folks at the Whiskey Bar the night after that. In Touch reports he was awake for days before heading off to get clean. Great way to put your heart and soul into battling your demons there fat boy.

Either way, good luck to Brandon and lets hope they at least give him a bath before they send him back out into the world.

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Source: In Touch Weekly