The big greasy pile of skin that is Brandon Davis has apologized to Lindsay Lohan for degrading her private parts in a drunken stupor last week while he was being egged on by a slightly smaller pile of skanky skin, Paris Hilton. At least that’s what “Girls Gone Wild� creator Joe Francis is claiming. Mr. Francis said that he has spoken with Brandon personally, and that he has called Lindsay and apologized. I wonder how you go about apologizing for being the world’s biggest diarrhea mouth, making yourself look like a total jackass just to look like the “cool kid� in front of Paris Hilton.

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