I was shocked to see Brad Pitt on the cover of Wired magazine. He’s not the first celeb that comes to mind when I think about technology or Twittering. How does even have time to know what Twitter is with all humanitarian projects and taking care of 57 kids.

Somehow he knows enough about Twitter etiquette to know that you shouldn’t post a picture of your wife’s ass just to get more followers.

In order to avoid eavesdropping during a phone conversation, Pitt recommends limiting bathroom communication to text messaging. However, he cautions, “Just be sure you don’t hit the wrong button and end up putting a photo of your junk on Twitter. Trust me, you don’t want those followers.”

Continuing on the subject of Twitter, Pitt commented on Ashton Kutcher’s infamous ass picture of wife Demi Moore. Brad said, “Don’t take a picture of your wife’s butt. That’s silly. Take pictures of other people’s wives’ butts.”

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