It’s not just us normal folks that get star struck. It seems like everyone on Capital Hill are star-f’ers too. Brad Pitt showed up in Washington yesterday in his power suit and because he is such a great actor he convinced the leaders of our country that he is important enough to have  secret meeting with the President.

House Speaker Nancy Pelosi was not immune to his charms. Praising Pitt for his work to rebuild New Orleans’ hurricane-ravaged 9th Ward, she even allowed that meeting him affords her “bragging rights to my children and my grandchildren — a real treat for me as well.”

Pitt’s superpowers are such that he and President Barack Obama pulled off an improbably secret meeting on the same topic earlier in the day, White House spokesman Thomas F. Vietor confirmed.

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