Let me preface this by saying that I do not personally believe there are any sort of shanagains going on here. But I would remiss in my responsibilities to you kids if I didn’t share these pictures of Bono with these two bikini-clad teenagers, that although they are old enough to be his daughters, they are not.

Last month, Bono went to St. Tropez in the south of France for some R&R. While he was there, he spent some time on luxury yacht with with 19-year olds Andrea Feick and Hannah Emerson. Of course these children felt the need to share with all their friends on Facebook these great pictures of their close, personal friend Bono.

The UK Daily Mail reached out to Feick and she told them she’s known Bono for a few years and that their relationship has never crossed the friendship line, “No…God no!’ (she laughed) God no! He’s a friend of mine and that’s pretty much it. I’m not going to get into details, but it’s a small world.”

I admit he does come off looking suspect…but he’s probably this chicks godfather or something. At least thats what I choose to believe. I can’t go on living in a world where Bono is boinking babies.