I have never been more jealous of someone who looks like a drag queen in all my life.

Not only did Beyonce get to visit the Sphinx while in Egypt performing,  I’m sure she got a secret-special-celebrity-secret-passage-way-tour or something. She also, and this really hurts, got to meet and hang with that cool-ass Dr. Zahi Hawass.

For those of you who don’t have a strange obsession with all thing Egyptian, as I do..here’s a brief background on Dr. Hawass. (He is on the Discovery Channel like 1800 times a week) He is like the Egyptian bomb.

World-renowned archaeologist Zahi Hawass currently serves as Secretary General of the Supreme Council of Antiquities, and directs ongoing excavations at Giza, Saqqara, and in the Valley of the Kings. Dr. Hawass received his PhD in 1987 from the University of Pennsylvania, where he studied as a Fulbright Fellow. He has written numerous scholarly articles and books, and is highly respected as an Egyptologist. Over the course of his long career, he has been presented with numerous awards and honors. In addition, Dr. Hawass is known for his charisma and his ability to reach out to the public, raising awareness of archaeology and the preservation of Egypt’s precious heritage.

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