Lindsay Lohan and her new lips were seen out partying with her very underage sister, Ali Lohan at Teddy’s in West Hollywood Saturday night. You know how big sisters like to look out for their little sisters..showing ‘em how to dance on banquettes and teaching them to chain smoke.

Sometime in the night, the Lohan sisters ran into funny man Jason Segal. At that point Lilo sent baby sister home and and continued to get her freak on with Jason until 6am at Adam Levine’s house. Jason and Lindsay were seen arriving together at Chateau Marmount sometime after daybreak.

So why did we have to hear the big break-up story last year if Megan Fox was stay shacked-up with Brian Austin Green?

Not only are they still living together and very much a couple, they travel together and never try to hide from the photographers. Brian is keeping Megan company in Toronto this week where her new horro flick “Jennifer’s Body” will premiere.

Apparently her people don’t have her on lockdown like the folks at Summit do with Robsten.

Ashley Greene is getting beat all to hell on the set of Eclipse. Those fight scenes must me may-jah!

Ashley is back in L.A. on a break from filming Eclipse in Vancouver and walking around Studio City with giant bruises on her arms.

First of all let me preface this by saying don’t freak out…lovable-white-trash-reality star Tila Tequila is fine. But she did get a beat down from a professional football player last night. It’s almost funny. Almost.But it’s not because violence is never funny. Even when a ridiculous fame-whore is being choked  by a professional athlete.

Shawne Merriman of the San Diego Chargers was taken into custody by the San Diego County Sheriff’s Department after an alleged altercation with Tila Tequila.

Everybody wants to be vampire these days.

I read an insider report last week that while Paris Hilton was in Vancouver promoting another one of her God-awful products that she was trying to get her hooks into the cast of Twilight. In her f***ed up mind she thinks if she could get herself photographed with some of the super hot cast then she would only be  one step away from getting a role in the next film.

Of course they avoided her like the plaque that she is.

Just like the cast of True Blood is doing to Lindsay Lohan. Lilo knows there is no way in holy hell Summit will let her anywhere near the billion dollar franchise so she’s set her sights a bit lower and its vying for a job on HBO’s vampire drama True Blood. But since they won’t even see her either, she decided to audition on Twitter. She does look creepy..but I think that everyday anyway.

I am stating to really not like Annalynne McCord.

She has a major attitude for someone on a show that may not last more than a few seasons, she has crazy demands that land her in Blind Item columns all the time like insisting her sister always paid when she attends an event, etc. She recently dumped Kellan Lutz which was just stupid….she is always in a bikini (and ya’ll know how that aggrevates me) and now in these pictures she doing the thing I hate the MOST.

Sucking on one of those ‘Las Vegas Lollipops’ like Britney Spears used to always do when she couldn’t openly imbibe.

I read somewhere that celebs have taken to sucking on these morphine lolly’s that were actually designed for kids with cancer to help with the pain. I’m not saying that is what Annalynne is sucking on ..I’m just saying…

Chris Brown tells Larry King that he is still in love with Rihanna and does remember beating her to a bloody pulp in his car.

“I just need to prove to people I can be a role model,” Brown, who was accompanied by his mother, Joyce Hawkins, and lawyer Mark Geragos during the interview at CNN Headquarters in Hollywood last Wednesday. “That’s not who I am as a person, and that’s not who I promise I want to be,” the singer laments.

Catch the full interview this Wednesday, Sept. 2 at 9/8c on CNN.

Sorry Demi Moore, I’m calling you the f*** out. There is no way in this big wide world that I will ever believe that you have not have plastic surgery.

It’s been reported several time that before Demi had her big coming out – comeback in the Charlies Angels movie that she had over $250K worth of plastic surgery to get that killer body.

Here’s a short list of what insiders say she’s had done.

$32,000 – Liposuction to her hips, thighs and stomach

$22,000 – Breast implants

$19,000 – Reduction and breast lift

$7,200 – Brow lift

$20,000 – Chemical facial peel

$400  – Collagen and Botox injections (per session)

$10,000 – Knees surgery

Demi flatly denies that she’s had any work done to her 47 year-old body to French Marie Claire. It really pisses me off when celebrities lie about shit like this. Just be honest. We won’t think less of you..hell, we’d all do it if we had the money and the time and someone to watch our kids while we heal. But don’t lie and tell us you just naturally look like this at nearly 50 years old. I suppose you eat pizza and fries everyday too?

“It’s completely false. I’ve never had it done. But I would never judge those who have,” Demi reveals in the French edition of Marie Claire Magazine. “If it’s the best thing for them, then I don’t see a problem. I don’t like the idea of having an operation to hold up the ageing process – it’s a way to combat your neurosis. The scalpel won’t make you happy. That said, the day when I start crying when I look at myself in the mirror might be the day when I’m less adamant about not having it done. But for the moment I prefer to be a beautiful woman of my age than try desperately to look 30.”