All you haters can just step off!

Heidi Montag’s Frankenbody has already paid itself 1/3 of the way off from one single gig. She reportedly got paid $10,000 to show up to Liquid pool at the Aria Hotel and Casino in Las Vegas last weekend. Only two more of this jobs and her plastic surgeon will be paid in full.

“It was worth every penny. No other celeb in the world could get this much attention posing in a bikini. The sponsors would rather have Heidi than Angelina!”

Right. Like Aria would turn down St. Angie. Not like that would happen, there aren’t any babies around that need adopting or refugees that need photo-ops at the pool.

Yes. You read that right.

Washed up action movie star, Steven Segal is being sued by his former assistant Kayden Nguyen for sexual harassment, illegal trafficking of females for sex, failure to prevent sexual harassment, retaliation, wrongful termination and false representation about employment. That’s alot of creepy right there.

According to the legal documents filed by Nguyen’s attorney, Steven “treated Ms. Nguyen as his sex toy.”  Also included in the documents: “Mr. Seagal has been keeping two young female Russian ‘Attendants’ on staff who were available for his sexual needs 24 hours a day, 7 days a week.”

Ms. Nguyen claims she was forced to watch “Sasha” (Russian attendant) and Mr. Seagal performed sex acts on each other.”  Gross.

Nguyen was hired as a personal assistant to help him while he shoot for his A & E reality TV show Steven Seagal: Lawman.(Could this guy get any more cheesy?) He was working as a Reserve Deputy Chief of the Sheriff’s Office in the community of Jefferson Parish, Louisiana in the show.

Nguyen flew to New Orleans to live in Steven’s house while they shot for the show. She claims she was sexually assaulted multiple times within the first 24 hours. He allegedly “forcibly held her legs apart” then “forced his hand down her pants…” the morning after she arrived.  After a few days of allegedly being sexually assaulted Nguyen left the house on February 28, 2010. She’s now suing him for $1 million dollars.

Um…why didn’t she leave the first time he “forcibly held her legs apart”?

What do you think? Is Segal a creepy old martial arts dude..or is this just creative marketing for his new show?

Two reasons for this post.

1.) Kim Kardashian looks amazing! Her body is slamming these days and it’s so nice to see her without 18 pounds of make-up.

and

2.) I really really really wanna try this! I’m a running ‘hater’ but this might make me change my mind.

When I first saw this picture of Jessica Simpson, obviously wearing a short-short wig, I thought UGH SOCCER MOM. Or even soccer grandmom!

But then I saw the side view and thought….super chic…I mean Edie Sedgwick cool.

Jessica tweeted these pictures but didn’t mention if it was a wig or not. But you know there is no way in hell Ken Paves let her chop his gravy train off.

Avril Lavigne is a tattoo whore. Just a few weeks ago she was seen leaving a tattoo parlor with her ex-Deryck Whibley…and now the NY Daily News says she and new boyfriend are sporting brand new matching lighting bolt tats.

Wonder Twin powers…ACTIVATE!

“They showed up to the opening of Mario Barth King Ink and requested the same tats,” says an insider at the Mirage Hotel in Las Vegas. The reality tv star and the rock princess both requested lightning bolts, she on her forearm and he behind his ear. They were really excited about it,” says the spy, adding that the two spent the rest of the evening cozied up to each other. “They held hands openly and were kissing in a corner. Brody didn’t leave Avril’s side all night.”

It’s true that Jude Law and Sienna Miller are definitely a couple again. They tried to keep it quiet but the paps caught Sienna doing the walk of shame several times over the past few months. They also photographed them house hunting  together just two weeks ago.

But that doesn’t mean that Sienna is going to get bad boy Jude to settle down. They’ve been engaged before and it ended badly, but according to the UK Mail Online they are keen to try to it again.

A source told the Mail Online website: “They do not want to make the engagement official which is why Sienna is wearing the ring on the wrong hand. They are keeping it secret, but are very happy and really hope it’s going to work out. Jude has been to visit Sienna’s parents and her sister Savannah and has worked hard to redeem himself.”

According to the New York Daily News, Oprah is not gay. Or at least she wasn’t in the 1970’s. And…she like white boys. NYDN obtained an expert from Kitty Kelley’s soon-to-be-released tell-all, Oprah and ex-Entertainment Tonight host, John Test had a steamy affair while they were both living in the Tennessee in the 70’s.

But the white boy panicked and  abandoned Winfrey in the middle of the night after caving to “social pressures” on interracial couples, which injected tension into their relationship, Kelley has claimed.

“He said one night he looked down and saw his white body next to her black body and couldn’t take it anymore,” a Tesh ex reportedly told Kelley. He walked out in the middle of the night… He told me he later felt very guilty about it.”

The highly anticipated biography, which is due out on Tuesday, also includes the claim that Oprah’s mother, Vernita, has to call the mogul’s personal assistant and leave a message before speaking with her daughter.

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This story started back when Suri Cruise was two years old. Experts and parents were all up in arms about her still drinking from a bottle back then. I remember thinking then it wasn’t that big of a deal. Then.

Flash forward two years, and tons of photos of Suri being a spoiled princess and we see her pushing four years old still sucking on a bottle. This photo was taken last Friday in NYC where Katie Holmes is shooting her new thriller Son of No One.

Granted…Suri travels alot and has paps in her face on the reg and maybe the comfort of the bottle keeps her from being a screamer. But still…

One expert told Us that it’s imperative that Tom and Katie get Suri off the bottle at this point.

“By the time kids are nine-months old, they have the physical development and mouth coordination necessary to be able to drink out of a sippy cup or a cup with straw,” said Dr. Jennifer Shu, a pediatrician and co-author of Food Fights. “That development comes pretty early.”

Shu told Us she didn’t “know why” Cruise and Holmes still allowed their daughter to drink from one. “You don’t force kids to crawl when they can walk,” Shu told Us.