Ashton Kutcher hates to be woken at 7am to the sound of hammer on steel and he posted a video rant on his QikPage to share his anger with the world Thursday morning.

“I’m just recording this for legal purposes, but I can also share it with the world. It’s 7:30 AM, and I get to wake up in my bedroom to my fucking jackass neighbor…doing this next to my porch. This is my porch! This is my house. This is my deck. Right up there, that’s my bedroom. This is where my dickweed neighbor has decided to be building a house at 7AM, pounding on steel and welding right next to my frickin’ house. I woke up this morning to pounding, welding steel. I’m gonna lose it on this guy. I’m gonna lose it. I’m gonna lose it. It’s been going on for four months now. This guy’s got another thing coming.”

This rant was followed by lots of Twitter updates between Ash and Demi Moore then later in the day a declaration that it was all a joke along with a contradictory statement that he will try to be more tolerant of his neighbors construction.

UPDATE: Ashton has taken to Twitter to declare this “a joke,” and to say that he “can’t have any fun without it ending up on [The Huffington Post]:

  • I’m not saying im not pissed at the banging but common. about 1 hour ago from web
  • it’s a joke people not news…http://tinyurl.com/ddv8nc about 1 hour ago from web
  • I can’t have any fun with out it ending up on the post. http://tinyurl.com/ddv8nc about 1 hour ago from web