I really don’t understand who has the time to Twitter all day..but apparently everyone else in the world except for me does. Anyway…the reason that Ashton Kutcher has so much time on his hands is because his wife Demi Moore is doing all this dirty work. And what’s her reward? She gets her ass plastered all over cyperspace.

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Here are Ashton’s “Tweets.” You can also “follow” Ashton on Twitter if you care.

watching my wife steam my suit while wearing a bikini. I love God!
9:43 AM Mar 21st from TweetDeck

I’m not wearing the bikini she is that’s what makes it so glorious
9:46 AM Mar 21st from TweetDeck

shhh don’t tell wifey http://twitpic.com/2bj58
10:11 AM Mar 21st from TweetDeck