Brothers and sisters, join me in welcoming the world’s first emo baby into the world. Bronx Mowgli Wentz came into the world Thursday night and weighed 7 pounds, 11 ounces and was 20 1/2 inches long.

Mommy Ashlee Simpson is resting and doing fine. Congratulations Ashlee and Pete.

The family has decided it will be Jessica Simpson job to find a therapist for baby Bronx so he ‘work through’ why his parents named him Mowgli.

Ashlee Simpson Has A Boy!