Amy Winehouse’s Husband Using Her To Get Drugs In Prison

Amy Winehouse’s husband, her “Blake incarcerated”, is such a loser that he is selling autographed pictures of his wife in prison to get drugs.

News of Blake’s jailhouse business broke this week after the idiot overdosed on prison heroin. Prison guards found Mr. Winehouse writhing in pain and vomiting in his cell after he and six other inmates took the contaminated drugs.

“Blake has to pay for his gear somehow – and he has no qualms about cashing in on his wife’s fame. He’ll take orders from other inmates then ask Amy to bring in signed photos of herself during visits. He usually gets her to write a little personalised note to make it look authentic.”

On a positive note, Amy has finally gotten a new pair of shoes! She’s traded her dirty gold ballerina flats for spiffy new gold heels!