f you wanna be with Madonna, you gotta know your kabbalah. Alex Rodriguez has been skipping out on his private kabbalah classes and it’s starting to piss off Madge.

The source said that Rodriguez has been canceling classes with spiritual leader Eitan Yardeni at the last minute and that “he hasn’t even finished Kabbalah 1 and the majority of the time he’s spent with Yardeni so far was for counseling, not study.”

You better shape up A-Rod. You see what happened to Guy Ritchie when he get bored with his wife’s mystic religion.