Maroon 5 singer Adam Levine reportedly told a Russian magazine that he was less than impressed with Maria Sharapova’s skills in the bed. In fact, the publication says that Levine called her a “dead frog” in bed. That’s a bit harsh don’t you think?

“She wouldn’t make any noise during sex. I can’t tell you how disappointed I was. I really thought, like a lot of guys, that she’d be the loud screaming type. But instead, she just lay there like a dead frog. She even got angry if I started to moan, said it ‘ruined her concentration.’ It was so disillusioning that I went on Paxil for a month afterwards. Really, it was much more of a shock than when I found out there’s no such thing as the Easter Bunny.”

We’ve always known that Levine is a big man-slut/sleezeball but this is just too much and we now officially are boycotting Adam LeSlime and M5. Until he starts giving the dirt on Jessica Simpson that is. We might rethink our position on him then. (I know it’s hypocritical, but who can resist that kind of gossip.)

Oh, and FYI, LeSlime denies any of this of course.

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