Never let it be said that Demi Moore doesn’t have  a sense of humor. After Demi Moore tweeted those bikini pictures of herself Friday and they hit the net like wildfire…she decided to enlist 19 year-old YouTube celebrity Dave Days to help poke fun at herself.

“So Demi Moore asked me to do a parody… of herself. In her bikini. Yeah. Don’t ask,” Dave tweeted on Saturday with the picture below.

Demi retweeted the photos, writing, “I think U wore it better!”

Later Dave tweeted, “Ashton wasn’t so happy…”

Dave Days is a popular comedian on YouTube who makes music video parodies of “Hannah Montana” “Jonas brothers” and the like.  He also does occasional Vlogs and “blogtv” brodcasts. He considers himself a musician but he combines it with comedy in his videos.

He is famous for his green shirt, white hat and his cardboard cut out of Hannah Montana.

A new biography written by Maureen Callahan, ‘Poker Face: The Rise and Rise of Lady Gaga,’ reveals startling claims about Lady Gaga’s extreme dieting.

Gaga’s former tour manager, David Ciemny, alleges in the book that the 24-year-old binged on junk food when not depriving herself of calories altogether. And he claims that in 2009 alone, the Grammy winner landed in the hospital six times while dieting to slim down. Not once, not twice, but six times last year.

That was last year. This year we know of least two more incidents that landed Gaga in the hospital. In March she nearly collapsed onstage, seemingly exhausted. And in April, the pop star’s rep denied that Gaga was on a baby-food only diet. She denied it of course…but it isn’t hard to believe that she might go to such extremes. She is such a darling among fashion insiders and most in that world will do whatever it takes to be as tiny as possible.

It’s official. The White House-gate-crashing-Real Housewife of D.C., Michaele Salahi is getting naked for Playboy. Her reps  say the shoot will happen sometime late in September and she will going ‘full-frontal, birthday suit naked.”

Playboy has not decided if she is important enough to get the cover of the issue she will appear in but her people say she would ‘love it’.

Despite the fact that Michaele’s husband is supposed to be financially successful, he needs this money for pimping his wife out. The Salahi’s are currently being sued for unpaid fees by a PR firm.

Although several of the hotter Housewives have done bikini photo shoots for cash..Michaele is the first one to get naked for money. That’s the way they roll in D.C. I guess.

What the hell happened?

I leave the house for a minute this afternoon and when I get home I find out that Lindsay Lohan hit a freakin’ baby stroller????

TMZ has conflicting stories from two different photographers about what really happened.

The eyewitness — a photographer — says Lindsay was leaving her apartment building Wednesday (not yesterday) and was turning onto Holloway Drive with a green light.  The photog says Lindsay “ever-so-slightly tapped the stroller — like 1 mile an hour.”

The photog says Lindsay pulled over, asked the nanny pushing the stroller if everything was okay and was told everyone and everything was fine, so she drove off.

The story conflicts with the photogs who shot video after the incident.  One of them — Brayan Jaime — told TMZ … Lindsay ran a red light and called the impact “a major hit” … causing 3 wheels on the stroller to leave the ground.  Jaime says Lindsay fled the scene.

The Black Crowes frontman and ex-husband of Kate Hudson, Chris Robinson had some harsh words for Taylor Swift in an interview with Nylon Guys magazine.

“I find it embarrassing that adults are like, ‘Taylor Swift is very talented.’ She’s not. She might be cute, but she’s horrible,” he told the magazine.

He then ranted about packaged artists.

‘They have stylists who dress them, they make records with producers who play a chord into the computer and it all comes out the same…When you have computers doing it all for you…there’s no individuality. Singing isn’t always about being on key; it’s about emotionality.’

It’s harsh, yes. But true. Doctored up studio tracks like Britney Spears dance-crap and Taylor’s country cross-over pop have no soul.

And in his defense…I’ve heard Taylor live…and it ain’t good.

At the risk of repeating myself...Jared Leto just does not age.

Which just don’t happen when you are a working/touring rock star. That lifestyle always takes it toll. Unless you are totally skipping the after-parties, turning in early and hitting the hotel gym first thing in the morning. Which is what Jared must be doing. Believe me…nearly 40 year old men don’t look this without seriously trying.

RadarOnline reports that Jennifer Aniston went on a date with Hard Rock heir Harry Morton Wednesday night at the Sunset Tower Hotel. Their source reports that Jen and Harry appeared to be flirting as she touched his arm several times, sat next to him and they looked at photos on his phone together.

Yes, Harry is a bit young …he’s only 29 to Jenn’s 41..but this isn’t the first time she’s dipped her feet in the cougar pool. John Mayer is nine years younger than her and that relationship almost got serious.

Radar also reports that Jenn seemed nervous during the dinner and when her mystery date left for the restroom, she took the opportunity to primp by reapplying her lipstick.

In true gentlemanly style, Morton picked up the tab before taking to the wheel of his Jeep four wheel drive while Aniston slipped out a back door under tight hotel security to avoid the waiting paparazzi.

It’s a bit ironic that Jenn might end up dating Lindsay Lohan’s ex-boyfriend after making this statement just last week:

“I don’t envy Lindsay Lohan. Poor thing.”

84 year old Jerry Lewis has summed up the worlds feelings about Lindsay Lohan in one bold statement. “I’d smack her in the mouth if I saw her. I would smack her in the mouth and be arrested for abusing a woman.”

When asked what he would then say to her, Lewis responded, “I would say, ‘You deserve this and nothing else’ … WHACK! And then, if she’s not satisfied, I’d put her over my knee and SPANK her.”

On what he thinks about all the Lilo’s and Paris Hilton’s of the world: “What they’re saying is, ‘I’m f**ked up, can you please help me?’”