Hey kids…don’t freak out when you come back to check out the latest celebrity sleaze over the next week and there is nothing going on here.  I’m just off enjoying some much needed R&R at an incredibly exotic locale.

Don’t be jealous because you are still sitting in your cubicle…I’ll be back next week …ball and chained to my computer playing catch up on all the celebrity crap I missed.

Until then…Peace!

I’m calling BS on this Star magazine story, but it’s Friday and I’m leaving for a much needed vacation in the morning so I’d thought I’d just report this silly story anyway.

A source tells Star magazine, “Nicole is devastated by Michael’s death. She loved him and it happened so suddenly. She wasn’t planning on naming the baby after him, but she thinks it’s fitting now that he’s gone.”

What most people don’t know is that Michael Jackson was Nicole’s Godfather. Michael and Nicole’s dad Lionel Richie were really close friends, so Nicole grew up to Michael being an uncle figure in her life.

Nicole is about ready to pop and she most DEF knows if that baby is a boy or girl already. Plus, I mean, really? Godfather or not, who wants to name their kid after MJ?

Here it is…the MUCH hyped performance of Katie Holmes on the hit FOX summer show, So You  Think You Can Dance. Skip to the 1:20 mark for the good stuff.

Shanna Moakler (not a dancer or performer herself) twittered about Katie Holmes less than spectacular performance on So You Think You Can Dance last night.

While I agree that, especially compared to the talented kids competing on this show, Katie’s number was a snoozer. But give a Stepford Wife a break. She knew she wasn’t a dance when she took this gig..but she just had to trust in Xenu to get her through.

Do you think Mick Jagger thought his rebellious rock and roll lifestyle would lead to his underage daughter doing topless modeling gigs?

The 17-year-old has posed topless in her first major photoshoot since she was signed up to a modelling agency last year. Dressed in nothing but a pair of tight black jeans, the third child of Sir Mick and Jerry Hall pouts provocatively at the camera.

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So Brad Pitt did an interview with the German magazine BILD to promote Inglourious Basterds (Opening on August 21st) and things got a little weird. Brad was quizzed on his motor bike obsession, sex with Angelina and his belief in God. Below is a brief summary of the good stuff..but you can see the entire interview HERE. Or HERE in German.

BILD: Do you believe in God?

Brad Pitt (smiling): “No, no, no!” BILD: Is your soul spiritual?

Brad Pitt: “No, no, no! I’m probably 20 per cent atheist and 80 per cent agnostic. I don’t think anyone really knows. You’ll either find out or not when you get there, until then there’s no point thinking about it.

BILD: Angelina told me once about your giant bed where all eight of you snuggle up?

Brad Pitt: “Yes we have a 3 metre wide bed, but even that isn’t big enough. They all come crawling in in the morning. It’s just about surviving! We all have sleep deprivation.”

BILD: Do you find the time to make love?

Brad Pitt (looks puzzled): What?

BILD: Is it sometimes just the two of you?

Brad Pitt: “Yes we make time for ourselves. It’s very important for every relationship.”

BILD: How? Do you fly off somewhere?

Brad Pitt: “That’s a trade secret!”

I am on of the few people who enjoy my emails from Gwyneth Paltrow’s lifestyle website GOOP. Gwyn is like a Haute Martha Stewart and I find it all very entertaining. No, I probably won’t ever stay in the $3000 hotel room in London that she suggested but I have made a few of the recipes and the marriage advice article this weekend was very insightful. It’s all done in this chill-just-be-one-with-the-world vibe and I really dig it.

So imagine my complete joy when I got my weekly email from the GOOPsters and saw Gwyn’s smiling face what she considers “fast food”. Roasted chicken. See? It’s good stuff.

Jude Law was just starting to get his groove back…he got rave reviews for playing Hamlet and now the show is heading to Broadway..he hooked up with Cameron Diaz this week..all was gooood. Then this happened. One of those crazy stupid incidents that will be a huge pain in his ass for the next year while this chick tries to sue him.

Jude was leaving a celebrity dinner party at Automat in Dover Street, Mayfair when the paparazzi got out of hand..he swatted out blind from camera flashes and in the end some chick got a Jude Law bitch slap upside the face.

The photographer claims that Jude intentionally struck her, telling The Sun , “He hit me full on the face, it was a real stinger, it was very sore.”

However, a rep for the actor claims it was an accident and that Jude inadvertently hit the woman when he went to shield his face from a camera flash. “This is all nonsense. Last night’s incident was an accident…He apologized and left. Pictures of this sort can often be misleading,” the rep added.

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