After years of Yoko Ono (the evil one) trying to keep her son away from his brother from her husband’s first marriage, the two boys have managed to rise above and outsmart the old untalented bitty. John Lennon’s two sons, Julian and Sean, have agreed to appear at a United Nations event in New York on February 26.

Since John’s murder in 1980, Yoko has refused to give even a penny of her late husband’s estate to his first wife and child, Cynthia and Sean Lennon. She is such a money-grubbing biatch, that even as recent as 2007 Julian has stated that he still hasn’t received a penny of his father’s ginormous estate.

Julian and Sean will perform together for an intimate crowd of 3,000 invited guests that will hopefully include The Evil One. It’s my sincere hope that seeing John’s two boys playing peacefully together on-stage together will melt the ice queen’s heart and she will realize what an unbelievable mean-family-destroying-money-grubbing-biatch she’s been since 1980 and give John’s entire fortune to Julian.

Ashton Kutcher hates to be woken at 7am to the sound of hammer on steel and he posted a video rant on his QikPage to share his anger with the world Thursday morning.

“I’m just recording this for legal purposes, but I can also share it with the world. It’s 7:30 AM, and I get to wake up in my bedroom to my fucking jackass neighbor…doing this next to my porch. This is my porch! This is my house. This is my deck. Right up there, that’s my bedroom. This is where my dickweed neighbor has decided to be building a house at 7AM, pounding on steel and welding right next to my frickin’ house. I woke up this morning to pounding, welding steel. I’m gonna lose it on this guy. I’m gonna lose it. I’m gonna lose it. It’s been going on for four months now. This guy’s got another thing coming.”

This rant was followed by lots of Twitter updates between Ash and Demi Moore then later in the day a declaration that it was all a joke along with a contradictory statement that he will try to be more tolerant of his neighbors construction.

UPDATE: Ashton has taken to Twitter to declare this “a joke,” and to say that he “can’t have any fun without it ending up on [The Huffington Post]:

• I’m not saying im not pissed at the banging but common. about 1 hour ago from web
• it’s a joke people not news…http://tinyurl.com/ddv8nc about 1 hour ago from web
• I can’t have any fun with out it ending up on the post. http://tinyurl.com/ddv8nc about 1 hour ago from web

Just 30 days after the birth of her twin baby girls, Rebecca Romijn shows off her amazining post-baby body in Calabasas this week.

How is this even possible? She looks amazing. You know this biatch is already back in her pre-pregnancy clothes.

All my fellow Joaquin Phoenix lovers can breathe a sign of relief  – the whole bearded, white-boy rapper reinventing himself thing is a hoax. Well, not so much a hoax as it is an “art project”.

Althought JP officially said Bye! Good to the film industry a few months ago, his disastrous three-song show in Las Vegas earlier this month spawned two schools of thought on just what the hell is going on with him. JP, with the help of his brother-in-law/BFF Casey Affleck is either putting one over on us or he has completely lost his mind.

Friends close to the duo say that it’s all fake…but in a good way. “It’s a put-on. I’m going to pretend to have a meltdown and change careers, and Casey is going to film it,’” says one source who recently worked with Phoenix.

“It’s an art project for him,” says a source. “He’s going full out. He probably has told his reps that he’s quit acting. Joaquin is very smart. This is very conscious. He has a huge degree of control.”

Let’s all just humor the “artist” and let him think we believe his heinous rapping is sincere and maybe he’ll get bored and get back to being a hunky movie star.

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This years Paris Fashion Week was more than just a gaggle of uber-thin fashion models and celebrities. The big news this week was that the ever-edgy Jean-Paul Gaultier hired a 51 year-old model to walk his runway.

Former French supermodel Ines de la Fressange hit the catwalk to more cheers and applause than any other rexy working that runway.  Back in the 80’s Ines was the first model to sign an exclusive modeling contract with a haute couture fashion house — Chanel — and then went on to represent France’s symbol of femininity, Marianne. She described how she felt nervous backstage with the other models, “surrounded by all those sexy little things.”

By all accounts it was a very emotional moment, even causing Jean-Paul to chase Ines down the runway and nearly wrestle her to the ground. There were tears and cheers and to be honest, I think it was all unwarranted. Is it such an anomaly in the fashion industry that a woman of age can still be attractive enough to look like she belongs up there with the waifs that everyone has to give her a standing O? I mean this woman is drop-dead gorg at any age. You suck fashion industry.

Hugh Hefner liked Jennifer Aniston’s sexy GQ photo shoot (and all the press that came along with it) so much that he offered her $4 million smackeroo’s to pose naked for him.

Magazine boss Hugh Hefner reportedly approached the former Friends star after her recent photo shoot for GQ, in which she posed nude except for an appropriately placed necktie. According to the National Enquirer, Hefner tabled a bid that could have earned Aniston as much as $10 million, with rewards for high sales.

Jennifer turned it down of course. She won’t be posing naked for Playboy until Angelina Jolie does. Hef should try to get them both to do it together. If he throws enough money to build a children’s hospital in Nambia Angie’s way, she just might do it.

OK! Magazine is speculating that Suri Cruise may have to soon share her room with a new sibling. All because Tom put his hand on Katie’s belly after dinner at the Ivy last week.

When Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes exited the Ivy restaurant in L.A. on Jan. 21, the smiles on their faces as they glanced at each other said it all: “We’re in love!” But when Tom gently placed his hand over his beautiful wife’s belly and she clasped his hand and held it there, the message was even louder and clearer — the couple have another baby on the way!

To add to that iron-clad proof,  onlookers described Tom’s actions as “identical to how Tom used to stand with Katie when she was pregnant with Suri.”

Katie’s reps having been denying that she’s pregnant for the past two years and even if Kate is preggo they will deny it until that wierd bump of her returns…but the people say she’s knocked up now and we all know that people are always right.

Hugh Hefner is the man. Not only does the 102 year old Hef have an everlasting stable of young blondes to choose from…he sends them out to get his “medicine”.

Actually, Karissa and Kristina Shannon may not have been visiting the medical marijuana clinic for their new sugar daddy. I hear just about anyone can get a script for pot in Cali.

I love how the ATM machine is so conveniently located to the drugs.