How in the hell did Jerry Seinfeld get in the middle of the whole Madonna/ Alex Rodriguez scandal? What kind of crazy world do we live in when straight arrow Jerry Seinfeld and ultra edgy Madonna are good friends? Maybe it’s their strong Jewish faith that bonds them together. Whatever the reason, they are close enough that Jerry is comfortable letting Madge use his house in the Hampton’s for a booty call with A-Rod.

The funnyman made his Hamptons house available to them for a quick rendezvous recently, says the New York Post. Madge-Rod both got picked up by helicopters in NYC and then by the Seinfelds in the East End. The Yankee and Madonna spent four hours at Jerry’s place then schlepped back to the city.

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Little Ashley Olsen is all grown up and getting married. The National Enquirer is reporting that Ashley and her boyfriend of seven months, Justin, Bartha, are engaged and planning to get married next summer at the Hotel du Cap Eden Roc in the French Riveria.

“Ashley has dreamed of having her wedding on the French Riveria, and she’s going to ask her favorite designer and friend, fashion icon Karl Lagerfeld, to create a custom-designed gown to the tune of a quarter-million dollars. She also wants Annie Leibovitz to capture the entire extravaganza on film.“

They also claim that in addition spending $100,000 on flowers, and $100,000 on accommodations for guests that they are planning to serve Sour Patch Kids at the reception…so you can take this entire story with a grain of French sea salt.

Happy Halloween…Mary-Kate Olsen in Tank Magazine……

Yet another reason to try to get on the guest list to one of P. Diddy’s parties. Puffy doesn’t just serve up regular food, he serves food with flava. Super-star DJ Mark Ronson says he accidentally took a trip down the rabbit hole when he mistakenly noshed on some hash brownies at Diddy’s last White Party.

“I hadn’t eaten all day, and I was starving. They were coming around with this bowl of brownies, and I grabbed three of them and just started scarfing them down, every lyric sounded like it was the Cookie Monster yelling in my ear, and I started feeling really [bleep]y, but I had to play through the set. I couldn’t just go up to Puffy and say, ‘Sorry, I ate a [bleep]-load of hash brownies, I can’t do your White Party.’ “

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Finally someone stands up against the evil that is John Mayer. Leave it to mouth-tattoo-loving-motorcycle-riding Pink to tell Mayer the Player what time it is. Pink let loose on guitar boy at a recent party after he told her he only slept with stupid women.

I got into an argument with him. I don’t believe him as much as he believes him. He said something along the lines of, ‘I only shag really stupid women.’ And I said, ‘I guess they would have to be.’ I don’t get him at all.”

It’s good to know there is at least one woman smart enough in the state of California to NOT jump in this guys bed.

The long awaited first official picture of Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale’s little baby Zuma. No Doubt official website posted this message along with the picture.

We wanted to share with you the first photo of Zuma Nesta Rock Rossdale. Gwen, Gavin, Kingston and Zuma are all doing well and enjoying being a party of four.

Zuma was born on August 21, 2008 and weighed in at 8.5lbs.

The UK Sun posted a great story about the strict marriage rules that Madonna forced husband Guy Ritchie to live by. Madonna hung the contract up in their NYC home after they a marriage counselor two years ago and would repeat, “contract, Guy, contract” when he broke the rules. You know that must have been crazy annoying.

The document detailed how many dates the couple should go on and how often they should have sex. It stated that Guy had to “work to enrich his wife’s emotional and spiritual wellbeing” and ordered him to devote several hours a week to reading Kabbalah texts with Madge. It even had instructions on what words Guy should use during rows “to resolve conflicts in a constructive way”.

Guy, 40, was instructed never to shout at Madge, 50, but instead look her in the eye and say: “I understand that my actions have upset you, please work with me to resolve this.” The marriage rules said both parties must “devote time to our sexual expressiveness” and “not use sex as a stick to beat one another”.

Can someone please explain to me how the hell you use sex as a stick to beat each other with? Is that a British thing?

What is it lately with celebrities and running crazy marathons? Katie Holmes, Jennifer Lopez, Matt Damon and Matthew McConaughey all recently completed marathons or triathlons. Following  thier lead, Victoria Beckham has fixed on the idea of running in the next New York marathon like her BFF Katie Holmes.

A source tells Britain’s Now magazine, “It was meant to be a big secret. She’s been training for months with the main goal of running in the New York marathon. But, if she doesn’t feel ready, she’s planning to do the one in Los Angeles in February next year.”

Her super star super sexy soccar star husband has been reportedly been giving her fitness tips to get the singer-turned-designer into shape. And the couple has put plans to expand their family on hold for the time being so Vics can achieve her goal. It’s good to see Posh taking care of herself, but someone should tell her that doesn’t have to get all ‘California-All-American-Healthy’ ….we like that weired tanorexic thing she’s got going on.