The girls of “The Hills” are definitely L.A. It Girls…all of them except for Heidi Montag. Lauren Conrad and Aurdina Patridge get tons of free designers duds, but no one want Heidi-Ho wearing their name. Trash you have a name and it is Heidi.

One of Los Angeles’ leading fashion reps (who is often responsible for dressing the likes of Miley Cyrus, Angelina Jolie, Fergie and Carmen Electra) told Pop Tarts that Heidi’s public persona is a little too cheap even for casual (but classy) brands.

“They don’t want their stuff on Heidi, even despite the fact that she is very media-friendly and is photographed a lot,” the rep said. “It’s just not the caliber of celebrity most clients go for.”

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Jessica Simpson got brutally slammed again for her last show in Niagara Falls this week. The reviewer called her performance “bizarre and often frustrating” and said that it might be unfair to call her a train wreck because “at some point, a train knows where it’s going.”

The reviewer went on to say that Jessica acts like she is still living in a reality show and thinks that everyone is so fascinated with her that they need to hear every detail about her life. Jessica explained every song in detail and discussed flatulence when she dedicated “You’re My Sunday” to Tony Romo.

“I do pass gas a lot,” she told the crowd. “I guarantee it smells like roses.”

Law concluded that “Simpson can’t deliver a concert worthy of her new record.

“It’s hard to take her [seriously] when she declares how much she loves “Destiny” Springfield, and then performs a version of “Son of a Preacher Man” so devoid of soul, Dusty would disown it,” he wrote.

Angelina Jolie is finding out that life as a mother to six kids is harder than being Lara Croft and raiding tombs. Now magazine says that she is so emotional and sleep-deprived that she is receiving medical treatment for stress.

“She’s in tears up to three times a day and so tired that Brad’s found her collapsed asleep in the bath twice. She’s been working around the clock, breast-feeding the babies and trying to get them to sleep. But as soon as one of them drops off, the other wakes up for another feed.

The story also goes on to say that she’s too busy and tired to eat and that’s just making her more tired and weak. I guess that’s a sure fire way to lose the baby weight fast. You’d think they would have a nanny for every kid by this point. If they don’t balance out the adult-kid ratio soon they are going to be overwhelmed.

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Life imitates art as David Duchovny heads off to rehab for sex addiction. When I read this the first time I thought maybe it was going to be followed by ‘for research’ for his character on Californication.

“I have voluntarily entered a facility for the treatment of sex addiction,” the actor says in an exclusive statement. “I ask for respect and privacy for my wife and children as we deal with this situation as a family.”

Has he been cheating on Tea Leoni? What the heck is going on? Was a sex addict before he got the gig on Californication.

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As if we needed more proof that Axl Rose is a complete moron, his “game” is so unbelievably retarded we don’t even know what to think. Kelly Osbourne was out a recent L.A. party with her friend/designer Richie Rich when the pair bumped into Axl.

“He was really weird with her,” said the Heatherette fashionista at a party for the launch of the new Tide and Downy Total Care washing liquid. “He kept leering at her and saying, “I want to f*** you!”

Nice manners, dude. He must have forgotten that her father is the Prince of Darkness.

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TMZ posted this picture of what the TSA employees found on MacKenzie Phillips yesterday. Three balloons, three ziplock bags full of herion and cocaine and 34 syringes. 34? Really? Do you need that many needles? At the freakin’ airport?? Drugs addicts do the strangest things.

And we have more details on the arrest. We’re told when Mackenzie went through the metal detector, the alarm went off because of a metal object. The TSA initially did not suspect drugs. TSA employees then began to pat her down — which is routine — and she became uncooperative. They asked her to sit, and that’s when we’re told the balloons and baggies fell from her waistband through her pant leg and onto the floor.