What is UP with Lindsay Lohan’s Butt? – Derek Hail

Jennifer Lopez Looking Great After Giving Birth To Twins – Hot Momma Gossip

Amy Winehouse Writing Songs About Suicide – Bitten and Bound

Jamie Spears Wants Britney Spears To Act & Quit Singing – Celeb Parasite

Vanilla Ice All Grown Up and Acting A Fool – Seriously?OMG!WTF!

Amy Winehouse’s Hubby Getting Beat Up In Prison – Celebrity Smack

Jessica Simpson Upskirt … Almost – Jordan Is Your Homeboy

Dakota Johnson Signed On To IMG Models – Gabby Babble

Brooklyn Decker Engaged To Andy Roddick – Bumpshack

Tara Reid Is Cheap At Parties – Ninja Dude

Hulk Hogan’s Girlfriend Looks Just Like His Daughter – Drunken Stepfather (NSFW Site)

Tons of Kids Choice Awards Pictures – Girls Talkin Smack

Because Everyone Loves To See Paris Hilton Fall Down – The Blemish

Here come the gold-diggers. There are rumers coming out of Australia that Heath Ledger fathered a “love child” with an older married woman when he was only 17.

The mother - in a relationship with another man at the time - is thought to have only learned she was pregnant after the affair with Ledger ended. Ledger’s uncle, Haydn Ledger, yesterday confirmed there was a “real possibility” his nephew had fathered a girl with the woman.

If these claims turn out to be turn, little Matilda will have to split her daddy’s multi-million dollar estate with this kid.

One day their army kids are going to ask Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie why they are such horrible sinners and didn’t get married like other parents. We think their answer will be something like, “how the hell where we supposed to make time for a wedding with all you kids crying ‘mommy pax hit me!’ or ‘ daddy shiloh is touching me!’ all the freakin’ time!”

Anyway, the big rumor over the weekend was that Brad and Angie tied the knot in the French Quarter, but it looks like Star magazine jumped the gun on publishing that story.

Sources in a position to have information regarding a secret wedding ceremony between Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie had confirmed to Star that the couple married in the French Quarter Wedding Chapel on Saturday, March 29. “There were two weddings, one planned and one unplanned,” one source told Star. “Brad and Angelina’s was the planned ceremony. The weather wasn’t good, so we were indoors.” After further investigation, the sources are not standing by their story. Brad and Angelina’s reps have not commented.

People denies it all by saying:

Despite reports that Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt wedded in a New Orleans church Saturday, a source close to the couple tells PEOPLE there was “no wedding.”

The producers at Saturday Night Live were so not impressed with Ashlee Simpson’s 2004 lip synching/jig dancing disater that they refuse to let her bring her non-talent back to their stage.

DON’T expect to see Ashlee Simpson back on “Saturday Night Live” any time soon to promote her new album “Bittersweet World.” An insider said her father, Joe Simpson, “wanted her to go on ‘SNL’ – where her first appearance, in 2004, was marred by her lip-synching fiasco – and they said no.” Word is Ashlee was “a pain” during her time at “SNL” and the producers have notoriously long memories. A rep for Ashlee said, “We’re not doing ‘SNL’ because they’re dark the week we are here in April and there were no other opportunities later in the year.”

Rock on SNL! Way to fight the good fight. Now can you get every other artist to stop with the lame lip synching too?

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Is Audrina Partridge epically stupid or is she punkin’ us? If it’s a prank its a bad one. No one believes this tattoo is real. If she had gotten a smaller, less obnoxious tattoo this story would be totally believable. Audry baby, next time you want to pull a prank from some publicity…call Ashton. He’ll hook you up.

Hills star Audrina Patridge walked into an L.A. tattoo parlor yesterday and walked out with a rather cryptic bit of Chinese writing on her left forearm. And our translator tells us she’s either trying to pull one over on everyone — or she’s the dumbest person on the planet.

Loosely translated from Chinese to English, Audrina’s new body ink reads, “The rice is fried in pork fat.”"

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Mischa Barton Needs To Quit Smoking and Workout – Seriously?OMG!WTF! 

Sean Connery Might Play Next Bond Villian – Hot Momma Gossip

JC Chasez Still Says He Ain’t Gay – Bitten and Bound

More Reports Of Jennifer Aniston and Orlando Bloom Hooking Up – Celeb Parasite

Remy Ma Going To Jail – Hollywood Headache

Celebrity Flashback…Must See! – Celebrity Smack

Hilary Duff Gets Sexy With A Scorpion: Video – Jordan Is Your Homeboy

Ashley Tisdale In A Pink Thong – Derek Hail 

Pete Doherty Might Be Joining The Scientologist – Gabby Babble

Egg McMuffin Guy Dies – Bumpshack 

Kim Kardashian Looks Pretty Without Make-Up – Ninja Dude 

Sophie Monk Gets Revenge With Paris Hilton’s Pizza Boy – Drunken Stepfather (NSFW Site)

Katie Holmes Is Just About To Crack – Girls Talkin Smack 

No Wonder George Clooney Like Sara Larson – The Blemish

While Bret Michaels is selling out and cashing in on his VH1 show Rock of Love, one of his former bandmates is off doing some bad things. The drummer from one of the biggest hair bands of the 80’s, Poison, was arrested on a rape warrant from Mississippi as he got off a plane at LAX on Monday.

46-year-old Rikki Rockett was busted by the Airport Division of the LAPD as he was going through customs. As the LA Daily News first reported, Rockett, a former hairdresser whose real name is Richard Ream, was transported to the L.A. County Jail, where he was booked on a felony fugitive sexual assault warrant out of Neshoba County, Mississippi. Where Rockett is exactly right now we don’t know.

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We are shocked to be writing that both Mary-Kate Olsen and her sister Ashley Olsen don’t look half bad in a bikini these days. Way to go girls!