Perfect Christmas gift for that young (or old) horny guy on your list. Fergie’s fergilious 2008 calendar. Click the picture to see the entire set. (NSFW Site)

Well kids, it looks like the Jessica Simpson/Tony Romo rumors are true. Major tabloids reported this week that Tony spent the Thanksgiving holiday at Jessica’s grandparents house in Texas. Celebrity hook-up rumors are usually just that, and in Jessica’s case they are usually just media spin from her people to get her name out there. But in this case Jessica is photographed with her closest friends and family cheering on Tony at the November 22nd game against the New York Jets. Bringing Mamaw and Papaw Simpson to the game gives some validity to this relationship.

Check out Jessica and crew in these two candid photos taken by a Cowboy’s fan. You just know that Jess is sitting there hating the fact that she has to sit through the entire game, but she is on the hunt so you do what you have to do. At least Donald Faison (from Scrubs) seems to be enjoying the game. FYI: Donald dates Jess’s BFF Cacee Cobb.

Tara Reid is officially a D-Lister. Once one of Hollywood’s up and coming young actresses, Tara is now reduced to hosting less than fabulous events at less than fabulous clubs. The American Pie star has been hired to host the “Hookers Ball” at the Discovery nightclub in Darwin, Autralia this weekend.

Tara will not only host the event, they club owners say she will be dressed as a prostitute and will be required to participate in the wet t-shirt contest. A flyer for the event says partygoers should expect “bondage beds, fantasy, latex, porn stars, erotic dancers, and a R rated very raunchy event”. Club owners are more than happy to brag about securing such a big American talent. A spokesman for Discovery says they usually get passed over by “big-name stars.”

“It’s something our promotions team worked very hard for and we just managed to secure her in the last week.”

What do you reckon is more humiliating for TR, the sleazy gig or being hired by promoters who can’t even spell ‘American’?

Although Jessica Simpson told Glamour in 2006 that she hated the Restylane injections she had in her lips and was happy when it faded, it looks like she’s done it again.  This new pictures of Jessica at LAX taken on Thursday shows noticably larger kisser. Gig Texas lips to smooch her new Dallas Cowboy boyfriend with?

Katie Holmes had a great night Thursday at the 59th annual Bambi Awards in Dusseldorf, Germany. She unveiled her gorgeous new hair and husband Tom Cruise let her wear heels. She looks absolutely stunning!

Although we will admit that it seems like both Katie and Tom are starting to look more like Suri instead of their daughter growing into their looks.  Which is a bit creepy when you think about how Scientifically calculated their lives are.

Lindsay Lohan Got Her Drink On Over Thanksgiving Holiday – Derek Hail 

Kristen Bell In Complex Magazine – The Feeding Tube (NSFW Site)

Paris Hilton Gets Her Stank All Over That Hot Hero’s Guy – Girls Talkin Smack

Beyonce Looking Good Yo! -Drunken Stepfather (NSFW Site) 

Funniest Video From Snoop Dogg Ever! – Ninja Dude 

Paris Hilton Wants Babies …That’s Frightening – The Blemish

Donna D’Errico Glad To Be Rid Of Nikki Sixx – Bumpshack 

Wanna Read About Britney Spears Secret Sex Room? – Gabby Babble

Gemma Atkinson In Nuts Magazine – Jordan Is Your Homeboy

Why Is John Travolta Always Kissing Guys? – Celebrity Smack

David Cassidy Used To Be Hunky…Now He Is Creepy – Seriously?OMG!WTF! 

Hayden Panettiere Thong Slip – Hollywood Sleazy (NSFW Site)

We love the really crazy Britney Spears stories like this one. Us Weekly reports that around 1am on November 18 Britney went shopping at a West Hollywood x-rated store and pitched a fit when the staff wouldn’t let her try on novelty underwear. Britney loaded her arms down with naughty panties and headed to the fitting room. When store employees stopped her she got visably upset.

At that point, Spears threw a fit, and took off her own underwear before trying on a pair of boyshorts (with “Barely Legal’ stitched across the rear end) in the middle of the store while 15 other customers looked on. The employees kept saying ‘Don’t change out here!’ She’s just like, ‘Well, I couldn’t take them in the fitting room!’ It was like dealing with a child.”

Britney kicked her tantrum up a notch when the staff insisted that she pay for the tainted undies, but she finally handed over her credit card and then promptly snatched a wig off a mannequin and walked out of the store.

We aren’t posting these pictures of Jennifer Love Hewitt to be cruel or to mock her recent weight struggle. We heart JHew here. We are posting them to give peace and hope to all our female readers who maybe carrying a few extra lbs this holiday season.  Even the most gorgeous, coveted Hollywood bodies take a beating during the holidays.

Eat, drink, be merry and please love your bodies and flaunt your imperfections like Jennifer!