We used to think David Letterman was losing his edge, but he got it back Friday night when he grilled Paris Hilton on her time in jail. It was a thing of beauty. Quick-witted Dave outthinking Paris around every turn of the conversation. Paris had no idea how to steer the conversation away from her stint in jail to her new stinky perfume, so she just finally told Dave that he was making her “sad that she came here” and stuck out her bottom lip like a three year old.

Someone needs to teach heiress, millionaire, actress, singer, entrepreneur Paris Hilton how to handle herself during an interview. What a moron.

Does your husband/boyfriend/significant other totally ignore you during football season? We thought so, and it’s not just because they are watching the endless Sunday and Monday night games anymore. They’ve gotten so involved in their Fantasy Football League’s that we practically lose them for the entire NFL season and end up taking the trash out to the curb ourselves.

It’s time to fight back and we’ve got the solution. Fafarazzi is the celebrity world’s answer to Fantasy Sports.  You can get obsessed with our celebrity team in the same way that our beloved sports fanatics have gotten obsessed managing their fantasy football teams. Instead of getting points for touchdowns you score big with celebrity catfights, divorces, baby bumps and in the case of Britney Spears;  total celebrity meltdown. That one probably took some league to the Superbowl. You can even add and drop players anytime during the season when you feel a celebrity trainwreck about to happen.

Registration is free and takes about 30 seconds and we can tell you from experience that it’s insanely addictive! Just go to Fafarazzi.com and join an existing league or create your own, then pick your celebrities and you are good to go with hours of celebrity watching (and mocking) fun.

If you are tired of lame reality shows that are obviously scripted and rehearsed more than a network sit-com, check out Dr. Steve-O on USA Network. Tune in Monday, October 1st at 11pm to be shocked and de-wussified as only our old friend Steve-O can. As if the entertainment value of this show wasn’t enough, we’ve got some cool ass prizes for the first few people who can email us Tuesday morning with Dr. Steve-O’s very first patients name. The prize packs include a Steve-O t-shirt, Steve-O boxer/briefs, and a Steve-O skull cap, all wrapped up in a cool bag with Steve-O’s gorgeous mug on the front.

Be warned, it sounds like Extreme Makeover on crack, but isn’t that exactly what would expect from Steve? And we did warn you in the title that this show is probably not for the faint of heart!

For more details, visit Dr. Steve-O.com

Chances are there is someone in your life that has been diagnosed with breast cancer, and most likely they have beaten it.  The treatment and survival rate for breast cancer has improved so much over the past decade in major part due to money raised for research by companies like Yoplait and the Susan G. Komen Foundation. Both of these organizations also realize the importance of ordinary individuals getting the word out about early detection and they want to honor these folks for their life saving work.

On September 19, both the above organizations announced the search for the 2008 Yoplait Champions,  a search for everday people doing extrodinary things to fight breast cancer. The search compliments Yoplait’s commitment to the breast cancer fight through their signature Save Lids to Save Lives program. (Now in it’s NINTH year FYI)

Does your office mate consistantly round up everyone’s yogurt lids and mail them in once a month? Does your best friend walk every 2 Day walk that ever comes up and hound you for donations? Good, nominate them for the 2008 Yoplait Champion award. Nominees must have a strong commitment to the breast cancer cause and have made an impact on others’ lives or the community. Nominations are open between now and November , 2007 at www.yoplait.com.

Need more incentive to nominate someone? Yoplait will donate $1,000 on behalf of each chosen individual to the breast cancer charity of their choice, totaling up to $25,000.

Not only do those kids at Yoplait make some rockin’, healthy snacks they are working hard to save the lives of our sisters, mothers and friends.

Angelina Jolie Fired By St. John - The Blemish

Joey Fatone Nearly Begging Britney Spears To Come To Orlando - Derek Hail

Does The World Really Need Britney Spears Art? - City Rag

Natalie Portman Naked in Hotel Chevalier - The Feeding Tube (NSFW Site)

Rihanna Looks Gorgeous Modeling For DSquared - Girls Talkin Smack

If Rod Stewart Was A Good Father He Wouldn’t Let Kimberly Stewart Dress This Way - Drunken Stepfather (NSFW Site)

Natalie Portman Nude Video - Ninja Dude

Britney Spears Majorly Airbrushed “Believe” Perfume Ad - Bumpshack

Rumor Willis Goes Blonde And Looks Even Stranger - Gabby Babble

Amanda Braun…Don’t Know Her But She Is Hot - Jordan Is Your Homeboy

Christina Aguilera Talks About Her Childhood, Sex and Marriage But Not About Being Pregnant - Celebrity Smack

Will Smith’s Son To Star In Karate Kid Remake - Seriously?OMG!WTF!

Kelly Brook Pole-Dancing Pictures - Hollywood Sleazy (NSFW Site)

Pregnant Nicole Richie In Six Inch Heels - The Star Blogger

Rose McGowan Looks Good Again - Daily Stab

Don’t Watch Mariah Carey Pee - Hollywood Headache

Much to our surprise, some one out there is actually buying the crap that Paris Hilton puts out because she is still going strong. This time with a new fragrance called “Can Can” inspired by the famous dance hall girls of the Moulin Rouge. And all respectable Can-Can girls are rolling over in their French graves.

At first we thought that Kristin Bell looked a bit trashy with the stripper shoes and bikini, but add the floppy black hat and viola’! She looks like old French Rivera glam.

As we continue on our Friday of sleaze, we have for your viewing pleasure Tara Reid in a completely see through dress outside London hot spot the Cuckoo Club. We suppose now that she has her formerly jacked up body all fixed, she is proud to show it off by any means necessary.