Dog Chapman Gives Us The Real Deal On His Arrest- Horny Oyster

Victoria Beckham Wears Black Lace Panties – Taxi Driver Movie

Sad Photos of Anna Nicole Smith and Son Daniel With Anna’s Newborn Baby Girl – Celebrity Smack

Michelle Rodriguez – Tough, Trashy and Fab – City Rag

Heidi Klum Has Personal Umbrella Holder -Drunken Stepfather

Sophie Monk is Super Cute – The Skinny Website

Well, never. But this new ad campaign to promote awareness for skin cancer is good. Winona Ryder bares it all for the cause. The ad campaign and tshirts are being featured in all Marc Jacobs stores. Other celebrities involved in the cause are Naomi Campbell, Christy Turlington and Dita Von Teese. Sorry guys, so far I haven’t been able to find those nude photos.

And yes, we are aware that these pictures look NOTHING like Winona Ryder. That’s the magic of photography.

Well, he wasn’t Elvis’s personal pathologist, because that would just be creepy. But Anna Nicole Smith has hired Cyril Wecht, a pathologist from Pittsburgh famous for his expertise on celebrity death investigations, to conduct another autopsy on her son. It’s most likely the fact that Wecht consulted in the death investigation for both Elvis and Jon Benet Ramsey that led Anna Nicole to hire Wecht. If he’s good enough for Elvis….
So as the world waits for those promised toxicology reports next week, Cyril Wecht gets himself to the Bahamas to give Anna’s son a celebrity autopsy, and to fatten up his resume.

I think the hospitalization count for Lindsay Lohan is closing in on the double digits for this year. Lindsay Lohan was rushed, yet again, to St. Vincent’s Hospital in New York with a fractured wrist after slipping and falling at a Fashion Week party held at the Milk Studios. Apparently Lindsay fractured her wrist in two places. Lindsay’s reps say there is a pending investigation into the accident, after Lindsay claimed Milk Studio’s didn’t take proper care to prevent slips on the slick ground.

I think this proves my theory that God punishes those who repeatedly wear ugly shoes.

The word on the street is that Whitney Houston may have had a specific reason for filing for divorce from husband, Bobby Brown. According to the rumors, Whitney had been seeing a nationally renowned minister for counseling for her addiction issues and the professional counseling quickly turned into a “close private relationship�. You might say, “Well good for Whitney�, but you would be wrong. See, this well known minister is a married man, married with children even.

The insider tipster, who claims to be a close friend of the ministers wife says, “what Whitney is doing is just plain wrong, that man has a family.� And she offers a stern warning, “I’m not accusing anyone of anything yet, but [the minister’s wife] is not just going to sit back and let Whitney steal her man … if stuff needs to get ugly, it will.� Well we certainly hope so, otherwise, it’s just no fun.

Source: Take Out Media

Designer Michael Kors rocks! He is heading up a new fashion trend – flat out refusing to work with super-skinny models. The fashion guru, and Project Runway judge, says he is sick of seeing unnaturally, unhealthy skinny girls and will not hire them anymore. He says, “Thin is fine but it has to be healthy. When I see a model come in and I look and I can tell this is not naturally how they’re supposed to look, we don’t book them.â€?

Michael Kors announcement has come just as the organizers of the Madrid Fashion Week in Spain, which begins next this week. The organizers have insisted all catwalk models take and pass a body mass index test. Andy model with a BMI of less than 18, based on their height and weight, will not be allowed to walk. See below for an example of one super skinny model that has been turned away from Madrid Fashion Week. Ladies and gentlemen, meet the uberskinny, unemployed Fabiana.

Source: Contact Music

And very obviously, sans bra! A very toned down Christina Aguilera leaves the Home House in London.

Nicole Richie finally finds a way to cover her grotesquely thin frame in a flattering way. The miles and miles of heavy fabric in this opera cape give some substance to Nicole’s skeletal body. Looks like she finally got her stylist involved.