Esquire Magazine declares 21 year old, Scarlett Johansson the Sexiest Woman Alive in it’s November 2006 issue. (In stores October 18) The photo spread inside is a series of black and white photos with an “enigmatic trailer-park temptress” theme, where Scarlett is dressed in cleavage-baring black lingerie paired with an open white robe, among other get-ups.

What does Scarlett say about the honor bestowed upon her? “What about my brain? What about my heart? What about my kidneys and my gallbladder?� she asks, addressing all the hoopla about her curves in an interview in the magazine. Sexy AND funny.

The pictures from this photo shoot nor the cover are available yet, but I did manage to find these cute outtakes to tide you over for now.

Tom Cruise Is Really Tiny – City Rag

Janet Jackson’s Diet Secrets – The Skinny Website

The Myster of Nicole Richie’s Bracelets – Celebrity Smack

Tiger Woods In Wax Is Not Pretty – Drunken Stepfather

Supermodel Showdown – Eva Herzigova vs. Izabel Goulart – Horny Oyster 

Elizabeth Hurley Bikini Photos – The Feeding Tube

Pamela Anderson’s Boob Is Broken – Hollywood Gossip Whores 

Brad Pitt Says No More Adoption, Biological Kids Please – Glitterati 

Good News Fellas! Eva Longoria Is Single – Jordon Is Your Homeboy

Thank God that someone at the White House was on their toes. Can you imagine what the spin on this story would’ve been had comic genious Sacha Baron Cohen actually gotten through the gates? Yesterday afternoon secret service agents turned away British comedian Sacha Baron Cohen, in character as Borat, a hilarious, boorish, anti-Semitic journalist, a character that Cohen made famous on his HBO hit, Da Ali G Show. Cohen showed up at the White House in full on Borat mode to invite “Premier George Walter Bush” to a screening of his upcoming movie, “Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan.” Apparantly Borat also invited OJ Simpson, Mel Gibson and other American dignitaries.
Cohen’s stunt was brilliantly timed to coincide with an official visit by Kazakh President, Nursultan Nazarbayev, who is meeting with President Bush today. Cohen’s comedy style is really an acquired taste, and if you don’t get it you might find his tactics distasteful, but you have to admit that crazy Borat has big cahones.

If by chance you’ve been living under a rock and have no idea who this man is check out Borat’s Website.

: Yahoo News 

It’s good to work for Janet Jackson. She is a careing, giving boss who understands the needs of her dancers. PR Inside reports that Janet makes secret trips to sex shops on tour stops and buys lots of sex toys for herself and her crew. Janet says the girls love it because life on the road sure gets lonely.

Source: PR Inside

I know that you will all be relieved to hear that Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera have ended their pop star fued. Christina handed Britney the olive branch by sending a high end baby gift basket to Britney’s new baby. Maybe if Britney stops letting K-Fed knock her up, she and Christina can team up and take the world by storm.

Now for the bad news, Nicole says there is no chance that she will ever be friends with Paris again. Nicole just doesn’t have the time for Paris right now, she has to concentrate on her non existant eating disorder. I mean, you really have to keep your priorities in line, you know?

Source: MSN

Could this story get any stranger? It’s like Anna Nicole Smith has fallen down the rabbit hole. Star Magazine is reporting that as of 10:30am Wednesday morning, Anna Nicole Smith married her longtime friend, attorney, and the recently announced father of her newborn baby girl, Howard Stern. The couple tied the knot while sailing on a white catamaran off of Nassau. Witnesses say that Anna was wearing a pink bikini and the entire party celebrated by having a swim party around the yacht and drinking Dom Perignon. Anna Nicole’s life has never really made any kind of sense to me, and this is no different. I could understand a quiet Justice of the Peace wedding, but a champagne filled swimming party (in a pink bikini) in the Bahama’s seems a bit irreverent for a grieving mother. I bet old Howard is just grinning from ear to ear tonight. If you ever watched the Anna Nicole show, you would know this is what that wormy man has been waiting on all these years.

Source: Star Magazine

The latest gossip surrounding the weirdness that is Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes is that “the church” purchased thousands of extra copies of Suri’s Vanity Fair cover. Maybe they did it to give the appearance that the pubic still cares and this issue was a best seller, or possibly to keep more people from seeing that ridiculous baby wig that had on that sweet baby.

Jessica Simpson Is Depressed – Celebrity Smack

Owen Wilson Serenades Kate Hudson – City Rag

Paris Hilton Dancing In Europe – Drunken Stepfather

The New James Bond Has A New Girlfriend – Hollywood Gossip Whores

Alicia Silverstone Hot or Not? – Horny Oyster

Kate Beckinsale Bikini Candids – The Feeding Tube

Lindsay Lohan Officially Has No Style – Glitterati