As American’s with our country at war and the risk of terror attacks looming over us every day, we should all be outraged that our government deems Brangelina’s baby shower photos so important that the freakin FBI should be involved.

Apparantly Angelina’s brother, James Haven, took the photos of Angie’s baby shower in Nambia. Upon returning to the US, he took his digital camera to a local Best Buy for repair where a pair of retail flunkies stole the memory card and started trying to sell of the pictures. Invasion of privacy? Yes. Criminal behaviour, possibly. Does this action warrant the Federal Bureau of Investigation’s involvment, absolutly not.

Unless these pictures contained the location of the WMD’s, I do not see the big fat hairy deal. Celebrities get their photo’s stolen every day. Just ask Britney. Her personal family vacation photos were just published on the internet this week, surprisingly the FBI was not involved.

Baby shower photos are personal and private, but I guarantee you if any of our baby shower photo’s were stolen, we wouldn’t even be able to get our hometown police department involved. People, please join me in a international ‘we are so over you’ campaign against Brangelina. And SHAME on whom ever’s decision it was to bring the FBI in on this laughable case.

Source: TMZ

You wouldn’t want to run into this rag tag group of gals on a dark street. They might look glamorous and harmless, but one quick hit to the head with one of those stiletto’s will get you got.

Jessica recruits Christina Applegate, Christina Milian and Eva Longora for the video to her upcoming single ‘Public Affair’. How do these four ladies know each other you ask? Well, Jessica and Eva have joint custody of hairdresser Ken Paves (although he is more often than not seen out with Jess), but we aren’t sure where the Christina’s come in.

Is LiLo a Star Wars fan now? Insider TV Yahoo reports that during a recent interview with Harper’s Bazaar, Lindsay was distracted by a ‘young Hollywood heartthrob’ text messaging her and causing her to blush. Yahoo’s sources say that heartthrob was none other than Darth Vader himself, Hayden Christensen. That makes sense, she’s dated every guy in LA, time to move on to a galaxy far far away.

Source: Yahoo

Victoria Beckham ditches her trademark short shorts for this body covering red dress. Smart move after all the recent eating disorder speculation her summer attire has caused. This full cut dress adds some substance to her tiny frame.

Is this another of Nicole’s brilliant plans to make folks thinks she eats? Is this just a photo op or could it be a trip to a burger joint to cure the munchies? Nicole does look high in these pics, but it’s probably just the complete lack of body fat giving her the dazed and confused expression.

Now let’s tackle the next issue here. What is her ex doing in the car? Is it possible they have worked out their differences and the relationship is on the mend? The rumor mill reports the reason the two split in the first place was because Nicole had issues to deal with, most thought those issues were her weight and her food issues. Maybe this trip to In and Out Burger is some sort of relationship therapy. That sounds about right for Hollywood.

Jessica Alba and dog meet a friend for lunch after hitting the gym. Can you take your dog everywhere with you in LA?

Ex ‘X Files’ star, David Duchovny out getting ice cream with his gorgeous kids in Malibu this week. Proof that pretty people make pretty kids. David is married to actress Tea Leoni.