Rumor Mill Monday - I heard through the gossip grapevine that Debra Messing refused to appear on set at the same time as Britney while they were filming Brit’s guest spot on an upcoming Will and Grace. Sources say that any scene you see with Debra and Britney together were done with Debra working with a blue screen.

It’s also being whispered that Britney had so much trouble remember her lines, they had to be somehow written on her scarf. No word on weather Debra just refuses to work with unprofessional hacks or if she is scared of catching Feder-coodies from being too close.

Just weeks after breaking off her engagement cancer survivor, Lance Armstrong, Sheryl Crow undergoes a minimally invasive surgery for breast cancer last Wednesday. Crow will also receive radiation treatments as a precaution, but her doctors are optimistic. It’s all about catching it early ladies.

I know there is a joke in here somewhere about Lance Armstrong testicular cancer and Sheryl Crow’s breast cancer, but I don’t think I’m mean enough to make it. I have this weird fear of making fun of terminal diseases and getting one myself. So, feel free to insert your breast/penis cancer joke here at your own risk!

Source: CNN

Daddy Simpson is apparently pissed off that Nick thinks he deserves of half of his, I mean, Jessica’s earnings.

Onlookers overheard Papa Joe and Nick arguing today at the Sushi Roku restaurant in Santa Monica.

Rumor has it that Nick had been dining with a buddy and was all set to leave when Joe walked in, spotted Nick, and said bluntly, “You’ll never get half of everything in the divorce settlement.�

Nick retaliated by telling him to mind his own business. A source also visiting the restaurant says Joe sneered, “You’ll get half over my dead body!� Nick allegedly came back with a paltry, “We’ll see!�

Snappy comeback Nick! I suspect what Papa Joe is really pissed about is that he is the one that kept Jessica from signing a prenup when they first married. Daddy does not always know best.

News Source: All Headline News

Looks like the number one celebrity ghetto-couple has successfully smuggled themselves back into the states. I wonder if Whitney had any problems getting through customs, by now her body is probably mostly made up of illegal substances. You know how it is, an arm falls off, and they replace it with, you know, crack.

More pictures of Britney on her sans- Kevin Federline Hawaiian vacation. I am not one to make fun of a new mom’s body, but why in the world did she pick the most unflattering bathing suit she could find? Britney, most new moms opt for a more boob friendly tankini.

Check out this picture from Paris Hilton’s birthday party in Las Vegas (Yes, the one her parents were at).

It would seem that this girl was absent from school the day they discussed the meaning of the word modesty. You know, I’m starting to think that her slutty exhibitionist behavior is just not Paris’s fault. Isn’t keeping your legs together when you have a dress on something your mother teaches you at a very early age? We should really be blaming that Kathy Hilton for all of Paris’s debauchery.

On a recent trip to Wild Oats Organic Food Market in New Mexico where Jessica is filming “Employee of the Month�, Jessica’s people called ahead to make sure that employee’s employee’s were aware they were not to speak to Ms. Simpson while she shopped. While she was there her entourage surrounded her making sure she was not bothered while she made her selections.

I can’t decide if this is the ultimate in Diva behavior or does the girl just want to grocery shop in peace?

News Source: People

Yesterday we were all wondering why Kevin wasn’t in Hawaii with Britney and Sean, could this be the answer? Now, I’m not one to jump to any conclusions, but if he was going to cheat, this is just his type of chick. With the messy dirty hair, unkempt look, ratty looking, ill-fitting clothes, we can definitely see that Mr. Federline has a preferred type of woman. White trash blonde. Don’t you think she has a certain “Britney-ness� to her?

All that aside, could he REALLY be that stupid? To be caught on camera strolling arm in arm with another woman? Maybe this is an old friend or cousin or a sister?