At the risk of repeating myself...Jared Leto just does not age.

Which just don’t happen when you are a working/touring rock star. That lifestyle always takes it toll. Unless you are totally skipping the after-parties, turning in early and hitting the hotel gym first thing in the morning. Which is what Jared must be doing. Believe me…nearly 40 year old men don’t look this without seriously trying.

RadarOnline reports that Jennifer Aniston went on a date with Hard Rock heir Harry Morton Wednesday night at the Sunset Tower Hotel. Their source reports that Jen and Harry appeared to be flirting as she touched his arm several times, sat next to him and they looked at photos on his phone together.

Yes, Harry is a bit young …he’s only 29 to Jenn’s 41..but this isn’t the first time she’s dipped her feet in the cougar pool. John Mayer is nine years younger than her and that relationship almost got serious.

Radar also reports that Jenn seemed nervous during the dinner and when her mystery date left for the restroom, she took the opportunity to primp by reapplying her lipstick.

In true gentlemanly style, Morton picked up the tab before taking to the wheel of his Jeep four wheel drive while Aniston slipped out a back door under tight hotel security to avoid the waiting paparazzi.

It’s a bit ironic that Jenn might end up dating Lindsay Lohan’s ex-boyfriend after making this statement just last week:

“I don’t envy Lindsay Lohan. Poor thing.”

84 year old Jerry Lewis has summed up the worlds feelings about Lindsay Lohan in one bold statement. “I’d smack her in the mouth if I saw her. I would smack her in the mouth and be arrested for abusing a woman.”

When asked what he would then say to her, Lewis responded, “I would say, ‘You deserve this and nothing else’ … WHACK! And then, if she’s not satisfied, I’d put her over my knee and SPANK her.”

On what he thinks about all the Lilo’s and Paris Hilton’s of the world: “What they’re saying is, ‘I’m f**ked up, can you please help me?’”

You already know who is going to be on the 11th season of Dancing with the Stars….but guess who the producers tried to get and couldn’t?

Sylvester Stallone, Ann Coulter, Condoleeza Rice, Erin Brockovich, Richard Branson, Tim Allen and Suzanne Somers.

And guess who wanted on and was denied…again? Melanie Griffith. Sad, no? Why don’t they want her?

“We’ve approached a lot of people over the years,” executive producer Conrad Green told THR. “People say no for a variety of reasons. Some people like the show but think they suck at dancing. It’s a lot easier to say no than it is to say yes.”

Others who have turned down the show in the past: Reality star Kirstie Alley, “Community” star Joel McHale and “The Price Is Right” host Drew Carey.

Although lobbying for a spot on the roster has proved successful in the past — hello, Melissa Joan Hart — the casting source said those who push usually have little success. “Melanie Griffith tries to get on every season,” the source said.

Bad-boy rapper T.I. and his new wife Tameka “Tiny” Cottle were both arrested Wednesday for possession of a controlled substance in West Hollywood.

Police smelled alleged marijuana coming from their car and placed them under arrest after “a narcotics investigation ensued,” Los Angeles sheriff’s deputy Mark Pope told The Associated Press. Still no word on what specific drugs were found.

I’m not sure but I’m pretty sure this dude just got out of prison on a gun charge and is still on probation for buying illegal machine guns. I mean really… how stupid is that? What the hell is he going to do with an illegal-freaking-machine-gun in his MTV cribs McMansion?

Ugh. I just don’t have time for this kind of stupid in my day. Moving on.

In case you missed it yesterday…Star magazine accused Ashton Kutcher of cheating on Demi Moore with a hot, young blond girl.

And in true Ashton Kutcher-Demi Moore style they both took to Twitter to defend their relationship.

Ashton wrote, “I think Star magazine calling me a “cheater” qualifies as defamation of character. I hope my lawyer agrees.STAR magazine – you don’t get to stand behind “freedom of the press” when you are writing fiction.”

Demi went about it a bit differently. To remind everyone that Ashton only has eyes for her and for good reason she posted the following bikini pictures on her Twitter page. As if to say…”Like Ashton would cheat on THIS.”

Jared Leto is our generations Dick Clark.

Let me explain.

He never freakin’ ages!

He looks just as good or better now at 39 years old as he did in the My So Call Life heydays. Sure, on occasion he does crazy crap with his hair and looks a bit off…but in general he still has a sexy rock star body…a wicked rock and roll attitude and style and pulls it all off without looking douchey.

Here are some yummy pictures of Jared and his brother riding bikes (looking sexy, natch) through Manhattan yesterday. I am totally digging this new shorter hair.

My favorite NY housewife has officially left the franchise. But don’t be sad fellow Bethenny Frankel fans. Her spin off show, Bethenny Getting Married was picked up for a second season and gets fantastic ratings. Plus, she is so much less bitchy and happier on her own show when she doesn’t have to deal with that batshit crazy Kelly Bensimon or backstabbing Jill Zarin.

Bethenny revealed that “Last season was scary and ps ainful. It took all of the joy out of it,” so she doesn’t “see any reason to go back.  My gut’s saying not to be part of this cast.”