Me thinks she doth protest too much.

Lindsay Lohan decided to ’set the record straight’ about her recently plumper lips on Twitter.

“Why are all of my friends asking me if I have a cut on my lip? Lol coz I don’t…..see! my lips are just as they’ve always been lol-it’s nuts that i feel the need to give proof!”

It looks like proof that she did to me.

Put marriage break-up rumors to rest at Superbowl…. Check.

Visit Haitian earthquake survivors in Dominican Republic the very next day….Check.

What’s next for Saint Angie? She’s headed to the other side of the island to see the damage and destruction that Mother Nature doled out to our Haitian friends. No detailed plans on just what exactly she plans to do other than “visit” with earthquake victims.

Kirstie Alley’s Big Life, the new weight loss reality show chronicling Kirstie’s battle of the bulge, will premiere on A&E Sunday, March 21 @ 10 PM ET/PT.

Maybe she’ll get healthy this time. She makes me sad.

Drew Brees catapulted himself into stardom Sunday night when he led his New Orleans Saints to victory over Peyton Manning and the Colts.

I was rooting for the Colts and it was hard to watch the great Peyton take a loss, but even I am not immune to the charm of the guy with the coolest name in the NFL. I mean really? Drew Brees. Could you  have a better football name?

I teared up when I saw him holding his son after the game, I got all gooey when I saw his “I’m going to Disney World” commercial Monday morning and I got a little bit excited when I saw these behind the scenes pics and video of his new Dove commercial.

Donatella Versace gives Love Magazine a life changing quote concerning her theory on  natural beauty:

“I don’t even know what my natural color is. Natural? What is natural? What is that? I do not believe in totally natural for women. For me, natural has something to do with vegetables.”

Please girls. Don’t take beauty  advise from this:

After weeks of major speculation of impending doom…Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie look happy and in love again at last nights Superbowl.

The great ones took Pax to watch the New Orleans Saints beat the Indianapolis Colts and if you can believe your eyes…even grumpy Angie had a good time.

Maybe all is good in BrangelinaLand…but don’t forget kids. Angie is well known as a major media manipulator. And a major Pitt manipulator.

On*Star automatically notified emergency services Sunday morning when Charlie Sheen’s car crash occurred at around 3:45am somewhere off of Mulholland Drive. Charlie was then called at home and notified that his car had been stole and crashed.

That’s the  official story anyway: Charlie Sheen’s car was stolen by persons unknown from his garage, and then crashed off a 400 foot embankment into some brush. Sheen states that he arrived at his home at 8:30 and was in bed by 10:30. He didn’t even know his car was missing until he received a call from On*Star.

I suppose a car thief could have managed to get into his gated community, into his garage and remove it from his property without him knowing it. I suppose then the car thief that kept his wits about him through all that and pulled that shit off somehow crashed said car off a 400 foot cliff????

It makes much more sense to me that somehow a boozy Charlie was behind the wheel but managed to use his druken super powers to get back home before the police called. But then I saw the pictures and realized that there is no way in hell a drunk Sheen could get out of that car and crawl up that ravine. Surprisingly, dude kept a sense of humor about the bazaar incident.

“It was nice to have police come to my house and for once I didn’t have to leave with them,” he told The Insider.